Podcast Episode

  • Episode 86 – Hollywood Wives by Jackie Collins

    Welcome to the second episode of our Jackie July extravaganza! This one is on Hollywood Wives, which was reissued this month. Many things happen in this book to many people! Some of them seem medically improbable! Watch Elaine, Ross, Neil, Montana, Gina, Buddy, Angel, Randy, Karen, and more as they call each other on the telephone and have exhausting sex with each other. Click in for more info.

  • Birthday Smash! Episode 84 – Electrified by the Eel by Harpie Alexa

    She's Luna, in witness protection!  He's Elar, a horny eel monster!  It's Courtney's birthday so we're going off script and reading Electrified by the Eel, a modern paranormal romance short!  (Come for the eel sex, stay for the heartfelt tangential argument about the number and location of centaur dicks.) Click in for more info.

  • Episode 83 – Ravished by Amanda Quick

    Buckle up Jane, it's the Regency!  Harriet is a fossil hunter!  Gideon is a viscount, which is evidently a job!  He's grim and broody and has an Evil Past full of Scandals and also a cool scar!  She's Tracy Flick in a pelisse!  There are smugglers!  And parties!  Click in for more info.

  • Episode 82 – Talisman of Valdegarde by Madeleine Simon

    Gwynne is theoretically a powerful druid! Neil is clearly a date rapist and also a bard! Anyway, here's Wonderwall! This is Talisman of Valdegarde, which - I swear I am not making this up - is an official Dungeons and Dragons Choose Your Own Adventure-style romance novel! Click in for more!

  • Episode 81 – Dreaming of You by Lisa Kleypas

    Welcome to the second episode of our Valentine's Day 90's Bad Boys-a-thon!  This time we read Lisa Kleypas' Dreaming of You, knowing full well that we dare the wrath of the Derek Craven fan club.  He's a moody emo Cockney kid from the mean streets, made his money and unsure of what to do with it now that he's got it!  She's a spectacled young authoress, fresh outta Green Acres - she wants to get a good look at the big city but what she mostly gets a good look at is him! She starts the book off by killing a man and ends it by beating the snot out of a mean girl! She's a Sara-without-the-h like me!  It's great! Click in for more.

  • Episode 80 – Lord of Scoundrels by Loretta Chase

    He's a rake, a dastardly dastard, a blackened heart in a big nosed body! She's Spunky and extremely wee! There's a really hot scene with a glove! It's Loretta Chase's Lord of Scoundrels! This February for Valentine's Day we're reading all your favorite 90's bad boys.  The spiritual heirs of Edward Rochester. The rakes, the scoundrels, the emo ones. Broody like hens! Inventing Hot Topic! Thinking they're ugly! Running around being rich, because their behavior is much more tolerable if it comes with plenty of money! Click in for more info.

  • Episode 79 – Scruples by Judith Krantz

    Billy Ikehorn-Orsini is IT.  Extraordinary wealthy, profoundly chic, and her diamonds have names.  Valentine is the next big couture designer.  Spider is a photographer who somehow now is the guy who makes a store cool.  Whatever, just go with it - together they are the minds behind Scruples, the boutique that sounds suspiciously like a Cracker Barrel that put Rodeo Drive on the map for women like your mom and your aunties and your grandma who read this book in 1978!  Click in for more info.

  • Episode 78 – Golden Valkyrie by Iris Johansen

    Honey is a figure of legend, a giantess astride the world!  She is five feet and nine inches tall!  She is a private investigator!  Lance (YES LANCE) is a prince!  His way hotter friend is sheik-adjacent!  This all sounds awesome but in fact it is sadly very boring!   Click in for more info.

  • Episode 77 – Hanukkah Special! Eight Nights in December by Keira Andrews

    Chag sameach! Welcome to our traditional holiday episode, where we do a modern gay Hanukkah romance ever year!  This one is Eight Nights in December by Keira Andrews, where Lucas meets Nate and then everybody around them has to go buy a new mop!  It's very sweet but also very sticky. Click in for more info.

  • Episode 76 – Lady Be Good by Susan Elizabeth Phillips

    Lady Emma has two weeks in American to lose her reputation and not be forced to marry the dastardly duke.  Kenny has to drive her around Texas to get back in the good graces of the PGA Tour so he can play pro golf again.  Why yes, this does seem radically mismatched stakes! Click in for more info.